25 Seminars for Blondes



1. Elementary Map Reading.


2. Crying and Law Enforcement

3. Advanced Maths Seminar: Programming Your VCR.


4. You CAN Go Shopping for Less than 4 Hours.


5. Gaining Five Pounds vs. The End of the World: A Study in Contrast.


6. The Seven-Outfit Week.


7. PMS: It's YOUR Problem.


8. Driving I: Getting Past Automatic Transmissions.


9. Driving II: The Meaning of Blinking Orange Lights.


10. Driving III: Approximating a Constant Speed.


11. Driving IV: Make-up and Driving: It's As Simple As Oil and Water.


12. Football: Not a Game: A Sacrament.


13. Telephone Translations (formerly titled, "Me Too," Equals, "I Love You").


14. How to Earn Your Own Money.


15. Gift-giving Fundamentals (formerly titled "Fabric Bad, Electronics Good").


16. Putting the Seat Down By Yourself: Potential Energy is on Your Side.


17. Beyond "Clean and Dirty": The Nuances of Wearable Laundry.


18. Yes, You Can Fill Up At A Self Serve Station.


19. Joys of the Remote Control: Reaping the Benefits of 50+ Channels.


20. What Goes Around Comes Around: Why His Credit Card is Not a Toy.


21. His Best Friend Can Be Yours Too.


22. His Poker Games: Deal Yourself Out.


23. Commitment Schmittment (formerly titled, "Wedlock Schmedlock").


24. To Honour and Obey: Remembering the Small Print Above, ''I Do''


25. Why Your Mother Is Unwelcome In The House

i am laughing my ass of at # 21
which best friend? you dog, your dick or the fella i'll be shacking up with when you are too drunk?

still, love men.
Nicole