A couple has just gotten married. They go up to their hotel room and are getting ready to knock it out when the wife tells her husband that she wants tell him something. She goes on to explain that he will NOT be the first man she has had sex with. The husband tells her that he didn't expect to be the first in that she is 35 years old. He would however like to know who the first man was. She tells him it was Arnold Palmer. The man is beside himself. Arnold Palmer is his idol.
Anyway, they go ahead and have sex for the first time. The man reaches for the phone and the wife asks what he is doing. He explains that he is going to order a bottle of Champange. She lets him know that that is not what Arnold would do. Arnold would get up, have a smoke and come back and they would have sex again. Loving Arnold so much the man goes for it. He has a smoke, gets back in bed and they knock it out again. As he is reaching for the phone she again asks what he is doing. He mentions the bottle of Champange. She again tells him that that is not what Arnie would do. He would fix them both a drink, and then they would go for another round of sex. The man thinks this is a very good idea. He fix's them both a drink and they have sex again. As he is reaching for the phone she asks what he is doing. He once again mentions the Champange. She tells him that Arnie would get up, take a shower, come back and they would once again have sex. The husband take a very deep breath, gets up and goes and takes a shower. When he gets back in bed they go for another round. As he is once again reaching for the phone his wifes asks if he still going to order that bottle of Champange? He says no, he is calling Arnold to find out what Par is on this hole.