((((RING RING))))
 
**Pick Up**
 
 "Hello?"
 "Hi honey, this is Daddy, Is Mummy near the phone?"
 "No Daddy, She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul"
 After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an
Uncle Paul "
 "Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mummy, right now"
 Brief Pause
 "Uh, okay then, ...this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down
on
 the table, run upstairs and k! nock on the bedroom door, and shout
to
 Mummy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway"
 "Okay Daddy, just a minute"
 A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone.
 "I did it Daddy"
 "And what happened honey?" he asked
 "Well, Mummy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on
and
 ran
around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on
the
 dresser and now she isn't moving at all!"
 "O my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?"
 "He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on too. He was all scared
and
 he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I
guess
 he didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it, he
hit
 the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead."
 
 ***Long Pause***
 
 ***Longer Pause**
 
 Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool??...I think I have the wrong
number!!