After a shipwreck, a man finds himself stranded on a desert island with Jennifer Lawrence.
A few months go by, and nature takes its course. The man and Jennifer become lovers and have sex every day.
One day, the man pulls out a suitcase that washed up on shore with them. He pulls out a man's dress shirt and sheepishly asks, "Would you put this on for me?"
Jennifer is a little confused, but sees no harm in it and puts on the shirt.
"Can you put on the tie, too?"
Chuckling, she hangs the tie around her neck.
"And...um...these pants, too?"
With a quizzical look, she steps into the men's trousers.
The guy grabs her by the shoulders and turns her to face him excitedly. "Dude, you'll never guess who I've been fucking every day for the past 6 weeks!"