After having been commissioned by God to take a
survey of how man was doing on Earth, St. Peter
now stood before his boss ready to present his
findings.

"Tell me, St. Peter, what have you found out?"
God asked.

"I'm very sorry to have to tell you this, but the
people are behaving in a sinful manner. There's
drugs, alcohol, murders, you name it - another
Sodom and Gomorrah.

But the worst is this new obsession with oral sex.
According to my survey, 88% of the population is
doing it. Even four out of five dentists recommend
it. I'm afraid the oral sex thing has reached
epidemic proportions on Earth.

"Hmmm," God said thoughtfully, "Do you have any
recommendations as to what should be done to put
an end to this sexual perversion?"

"I think we should send a message to everyone on
Earth who engages in oral sex. The contents of
that message should tell them exactly what will
happen to them on Judgment Day if they do not
stop this type of activity." replied St. Peter.

"That is an effective solution," God stated,
"but I think that instead of punishing those 88%
who practice oral sex, we should reward those
12% who refrain from it. Let's send a letter
that's personally signed by me to each one of
those good people." And so they did.

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Hmmm...You didn't get the letter either, huh??