Here's some older, but still humorous poetry.  Enjoy..........Gordon



There was a young girl named Sapphire,
Who succumbed to her lover's desire.
She said: "It's a sin,
But now that it's in.....
Could you shove it a few inches higher?"



"I see by the size of your member,
You're as hot as a blazing coal ember..!!
So slicken that mast,
And hon, make it fast.
This girl's not been poked since December..!!"



There was a young Rabbi from Peru,
Who was vainly attempting to screw.
His wife said "Oi vey,"
If you keep up this way,
The Messiah will come before you do."



She offered her honor,
He honored her offer.
And all night long,
It was honor and offer.

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who had a dick that was so long the could suck it.
He said with a grin
From ear to ear
If my ass was a pussy, I'd fuck it.

There once was a young man from Kent
Whose member was incredibly bent
But it gave him no trouble
he just shoved it in double
and instead of coming -- he went