On their way to get married, a young couple is involved in a fatal car accident. The couple


find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them


into Heaven. While waiting, they begin to wonder: Could they possibly get married in


Heaven?


When St. Peter shows up, they ask him. St. Peter says, "I don't know. This is the first


time anyone has asked. Let me go find out," and he leaves.


The couple sat and waited for an answer ... for a couple of months. While they waited, they discussed that IF they were allowed to get married in Heaven, SHOULD they get married, what with the eternal aspect of it all. "What if it doesn't work?" they wondered, "Are we stuck together FOREVER?"


After yet another month, St. Peter finally returns, looking somewhat bedraggled. "Yes,"


he informs the couple, "you CAN get married in Heaven."


"Great!" said the couple, "But we were just wondering, what if things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?"


St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slams his clipboard onto the ground. "What's wrong?"


asked the frightened couple.


"OH, COME ON!!" St. Peter shouts, "It took me three months to find a priest up here! Do you have ANY idea how long it'll take me to find a lawyer?"

...a man is eating dinner in a restaurant when he hears someone at the next table declare, "All lawyers are assholes!"

The first man leans over and taps the other man on the shoulder and says, "Hey, I resent that remark."

"Why", says the second man, "are you a lawyer?"

"No, says the first man, "I'm an asshole."