A couple is playing golf at a nice resort course in Palm Desert.  They get to the 7th hole, and the wife hits a wicked slice into a house up a small hill to the right.  They hear a loud crash, and it sounds like glass breaking.  Reluctantly, the approach the house to see what she broke.  They come to very nice house with a large deck overlooking the golf course.  On the ground they see a nice vase that has obviously been on the receiving end of the wifes slice.  Just then, a handsome gentleman comes out wearing some silk pajamas.  "Did you do this?" he asks.

"Well, yes.  My wife hit an erratic shot and it looks like we broke your vase"

"Nonsense," the man replies.  "I am a genie that has been trapped in that vase for 300 years.  Since you have set me free, I am obligated to grant you one wish.  But you must grant me a wish in return"

The couple look at each other and wonder what they should ask for.  After discussing it, the man says "We would like 1 billion dollars deposited into our account, no questions asked".

The genie snaps his fingers and says "Done!  Now I get my wish.  I have not made love to a woman in 300 years and I would like have your wife for 1 hour."

The woman is a little uneasy, but he husband assures that this one time is well worth the money they just got.  The wife agrees and goes inside with the genie.  They make passionate love for the entire hour.  When they are done the genie asks the wife "How old is your husband?"

"37"

"And he still believes in genies?"