Man is walking along the beach in Santa Monica, Calif. He sees an old bottle, half buried in the sand, picks it up, and brushes the sand off. Instantly, a Genie appears. "I'm the Genie of the bottle and I will grant you one wish". 'No shit", the man says. "Let me see. I've never been to Hawaii. Been wanting to go forever, but I'm afraid to fly, and boats scare me to death. Sooo, how about if my wish is that you make a bridge from here to Hawaii so I can drive there". Genie says, "Are you out of your fucking mind? You know how much cement that would take? And rebar, that would use up all the steel rebar left in the world. Naw, you gotta do better than that". Man thinks for a while, then says, "Okay then, I've never been good with women. Always seem to get the short end of the deal. What if I wish that you could make me the kind of man that is sensitive, caring, loving, intuitive to a woman's emotions, desires, wants, needs, and understands them fully. That would make me a big hit with the ladies". Genie thinks for a moment, then says, "How many lanes you want on that bridge"?