Lestor and Nestor were two country boys visiting the Big City for the first time.  Being from the Back Hills their family tree did not have too many branches, if you get my drift, and so their simple ways were more than just upbringing.

Even before they got out of the bus station they realized they would need some form of transportation if they wanted to see all The Sights the Big City had to offer.

They went from agency to agency but could not find a car to rent that fit in their budget.  Finally they came to Abdul's Used Rentals and asked Abdul, the owner, if he had anything they could rent on their budget of $10 a day.  Abdul thought for a minute and told the boys he didnt have a car but what he could do is rent the family camel to them for the price the boys had in mind.  They thought for a minute and told Abdul they had no experience with camels, and werent sure it was a good idea.
Abdul asked them if they had ever ridden a horse, "Nope," said Nestor, "but we do have a mule back home we ride into town."
"Perfect," says Abdul, "then you can ride this camel.  And he is so well trained he always stops at red lights and waits until they turn green to go again."
The boys thought this was a great way to see the Big City, since otherwise they would have to walk.
So Lestor and Nestor, give Abdul $50 for 5 days camel rental and head off down the road.
But it is not 30 minutes before the boys come walking back into Abduls office.  "Where is my camel?" asks Abdul.
"He took off without us," said Nestor, "and we want a refund."
Abdul asked how this could be any fault of his, not wanting to lose a camel and the $50.
Lestor said, "we headed off down the road a piece and that camel was a mighty bit smart.  He stopped on the red lights and started on the green lights, just like you said he would."
"So where is he now?" asked Abdul.
"Well we was gettin along down the road, and the camel stopped at a red light.  We was sittin up there on that camel when some guy in an automobile he hollered out the window, 'Hey look at those 2 assholes on the camel.'  Well we had never seen anything like that so when we got off the camel and walked behind him to look, the light turned green and he walked away!"