I urgently needed a few days off work but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "Crazy," then he would tell me to take a few days off.

So, I hung upside-down on the ceiling & made funny noises.

My co-worker (who is blonde) asked me what I was doing.

I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb, so the Boss might think I was "Crazy" & give me a few days off.

A few minutes later, the Boss came into the office
and asked, "What in the name of good GOD are you doing?"

I told him I was a light bulb.

He said, "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days."

I jumped down & walked out of the office...

When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her "...and where do you think you're going?!"


(You're gonna love this....)





She said, "I'm going
home too, I can't work in the dark."