So the blonde gal went to her local grocery store and asked the grocer if they could deliver 35 galleons of milk to her house. The grocer paused and said "Yes, of course." After paying and getting the address squared away, the grocer said "Do you mind my asking what you are going to be doing with all this milk?" The blonde answered "I'm going to take a milk bath. I heard that it can make your skin young and beautiful." The grocer said "OK, by the way do you want it pasteurized?" "No" the blonde relied "only up to my tits. I'll just splash some on my face."

:  How do you know a blonde is conceited?