Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor at the local Medical Clinic to get a physical. A few days later the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.

The doctor spoke to Morris and said, 'You're really doing great, aren't you?'

'Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma' and 'be cheerful,' 'Morris replied.

To which doctor said, 'I didn't say that, Morris. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur, be careful!'