Anna Nicole Smith is back to her beautiful self again, trim and luciously proportioned. If the rumors were true about how her husband made his billions there would have been no lawsuit over her rightful inheritance, and Gates, Buffit, Turner, et. al. would not be donating their fortunes to charity.

Here is the scoop the way it was explained to me and of couse, who's going to admit it?  J. Howard Marshall did not make his money in oil, he made it gambling with big stakes bets.  He'd get the big, big whales to play poker with him and gode them into a wager.  It started by bringing up the subject of his lovely bride.  When the 'victim' got around to asking how he, in a wheelchair at 90 years of age could keep up with such a vibrant and sexy young siren.  "Ha! snaps the old man, I'll wager you can't even keep up with ME!  I'll bet you a billion dollars and the rest of your fortune to charity that you can't outdo me in even three little things.  We'll do them right here, right now, and it won't take more than 15 minutes."

Each of our billionaires on separate occasions supposedly took the bet. Marshall called in Anna Nicole to the room, pulled her top down, stuck his head between her breasts and shaking his head back and forth blew,"bubba-bubba-bubba!" to the rythum of her rebound. "Whoa!  No problem, Mr. Marshall!!," was the resounding answer.  And it was no sooner asked than accomplished.

Next Howard ran his hand up her dress, finding her happy place and gently applying his Palsey afflicted hand, brought her to a quivering creschendo, her head thrown back and emmiting an unmistakeable moan of pleasure.

"Now I don't know if that's fair with the Palsey, but I won't be out-done by a crippled old man....."  And after a few minutes Anna Nicole let out a cry of pleasure.  Towit, the old man pulled out a flacid 14" dick and promply tied a knot in it.

"Oh, and Bill, perhaps you could start a foundation to help these other guys give thier fortunes away...."

And like Paul Harvey would have said, "You all know the rest of the story..."