A country rock band was struggling to get gigs and recognition. One day their manager had a heart to heart discussion with them and told them that they needed to produce a more animated production, rather than just standing and singing. “Do you mean something physical like dancing? asked the group leader. “Well, that’s a good idea, said the manager, “but make sure it ties in with the music and do something in your opening number that will grab the audience’s attention.”

Well, opening night came, the curtain went up and the guitarists in the group began slowly strumming their guitars . At that moment, the young attractive female singer went over to the lead guitarist, knelt down in from of him, opened his fly and began sucking his cock. The audience gasped and in a split second the curtain came crashing down. The group’s manager ran out onto the stage yelling at the group “What the hell are you doing?”  

The group leader said “We were just doing what you suggested.” The manager said “What do you mean?”
The group leader replied “Our opening number was going to be ‘Blowing in the Wind’ “.