A priest offered a Nun a lift.
 
 She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg.
 
 The priest nearly had an accident.
 
 After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg..
 
 The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'
 
 The priest removed his hand But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'
 
 The priest apologized 'Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.'
 
 Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way.
 
 On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.'
 
Moral of the story:
 
If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.

I'm afraid that reference to the Bible is pretty much hog wash.

I figured it was hogwash, but why should I let facts stand in the way of a good joke?

.....that's where the phrase "glory hole" originated.

And found out what a real gloryhole is— an opening into a fiery kiln hot enough to melt glass!

I thought it was an opening into a fiery kilt that was hot enough to melt your ass.