Erotic Humor
And one for the gals...
Question: How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
Answer: Marry it.
What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? ........ about 55 minutes.
girl friend " faster faster" mistress "are you done yet" wife " i think I am going to paint the ceiling beige"
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