There was a gentleman living in a small village who unfortunately had a stomach disorder that required him to drink the milk of a nursing Mother.

Well there weren't too many women in the village nursing babies, and even fewer who would agree to allow a grown man to suckle their breasts.  But low and behold, the poor man finally found a rather buxom young widow who recently had given birth and was willing to help him out for a price.  The man was desperate because his condition was growing worse, so he agreed to pay the woman the amount of money she demanded.

The first day was a bit awkward as the man leaned over and began to suck on the woman's breast.  But weeks went by, and the awkwardness began to fade.

One day, the woman realized that the man's sucking was beginning to arouse her sexually.  It became almost unbearable and finally, in a sensuous voice, she said, "Is there anything else you'd like..??"

The man paused in his sucking for a moment, and looked up at her.  "Yeah," he said finally, "do you have any cookies.??"