Sarah goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?"  
Sarah waves her hand, "Me, Miss Rogers, me, me!"  
Miss Rogers says, "All right, Sarah, what is your multi-syllable word?"  
Sarah says, "Mas-tur-bate."  
Miss Rogers gives an uneasy smile and says, "Wow .... um....Sarah, that's.....um.... quite a mouthful."  
Sarah says, "No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob."

...I had always attributed that response to the infamous "Little Johnny". Glad to see he's got company.