One  day an Irishman who had been stranded on a deserted island for over 10 years,  saw a speck on the horizon. He thought to himself, 'It's certainly not a ship.'  And, as the speck got closer  and closer, he began to rule out the  possibilities of a small boat or even a raft.
 
Suddenly  there emerged from the surf a wet-suited black clad figure. Putting aside the  scuba gear and the top of the wet suit, there stood a drop-dead gorgeous blonde!  The glamorous blonde strode up to the stunned Irishman and said to him, 'Tell  me, how long has it been since you've had a   cigarette?'
 
'Ten  years,' replied the amazed Irishman. With that, she reached over and unzipped a  waterproofed pocket on the left sleeve of her wet suit, and pulled out a fresh  pack of cigarettes. He takes one, lights it, and takes a long drag. 'Faith and  begorra,'said the man, 'that is so good I'd almost forgotten how great a smoke  can be!'
 
'And  how long has it been since you've had a drop of good Irish whiskey' asked the  blonde
 
Trembling,  the castaway replied, 'Ten years.' Hearing that, the blonde reaches over to her  right sleeve unzips a pocket there and removes a flask and hands it to him. He  opened the flask and took a long drink. 'Tis nectar of the gods!' stated the  Irishman. 'Tis truly fantastic!!!'
 
At  this point the gorgeous blonde started to slowly unzip the long front of her wet  suit, right down the middle. She looked at the trembling man and asked, 'And how  long has it been since you played around?'
 
With  tears in his  eyes, the Irishman fell to his knees and  sobbed;,
 
'Sweet  Jesus! Don't tell me you've got golf clubs   in there  too!