A female elephant was walking thru the jungle.  A pesty mosquito kept biting her on the pussy.  A little male bird witnessed her distress and decided to help her out.  He flew down and ate the mosquito.  The female elephant couldn't thank him enough.  

"Anything you want, don't hesitate to ask." stated the elephant.

"Anything?" asked the bird.

"Anything!" replied the elephant.

"Well all my life I've wondered what it would be like to fuck an elephant," exclaimed the bird.

"Well get behind me and fuck away then," said the elephant.

The little bird flew behind the elephant and proceeded to fuck her.  A monkey was up in a tree witnessing this perversion and became very excited.  The monkey started wacking off so furiously that the tree began to shake.  A coconut was dislodge from the tree and fell, hitting the elephant on the head.

"AH, OUCH!!" said the elephant.

The little bird smiled and said, "Take it all bitch!"