This cute girl named "Amy" wanted to join a biker club...

So, she knocked on the door of a local Harley group hangout, and a
big, burley, bearded biker with tattoos all over his arms answers
the door.

Amy proudly anounces "I want to join your biker club."

The guy was amused and told her that she needed to meet certain biker
requirements before she was allowed to join.  So the biker asks
her "You have a bike?"

"Sure!" spouts Amy, "Do you see that purple bike over there,"
and points to a 130cc Honda parked in the driveway, "Thats' my ride!"

The biker asks her, "Do you drink or smoke?"

Little Amy answers, "Yea, I can probably drink YOU under the table,
and I smoke 4 packs of Marlborough a day, plus a couple of cigars
whenever I shoot pool."

The biker is impressed and asks "Well, have you ever been picked up
by the Fuzz?"

Somewhat shocked, Amy replies, rather reluctantly, "Well, no, I've
never been picked up by the fuzz, but I've been swung around by my
nipples a few times!"