An Amish boy and his father were visiting a nearby mall. They were amazed by
almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny silver walls that moved apart and back together again by themselves. The lad asked, "What is this, father?"

The father (having never seen an elevator) responded, "I have no idea what
it is."

While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an old lady in a
wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls
opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed
and the boy and his father watched as small circles lit up above the walls.
The walls opened up again and a beautiful twenty-four-year-old woman stepped
out.

The father looked at his son anxiously and said, "Go get your mother."

bang, bang, thud, clipety clop, clipety clop        answer    An Amish drive by shooting
Hope all is well    1rob    8-)