Disclaimer: If you are Amish, then you shouldn't be on this f*cking board reading this sh*t. lol


Q: What do you call it when you hear: "clip clop" "clip clop" "BANG BANG" "clip clop" "clip clop"?

A: An Amish Drive By.

Q:What do you call an Amish Guy with his hand up a horse's a$$?

A: A mechanic

Original Joke:

I always wondered how an Amish guy would approach foreplay with his wife.

Q: What does an Amish guy say to his wife if he wants to make love to her?

A: "Pardon me my lady, "Do you mind it if I plow your field"?