> There's this guy who has been stranded alone on a desert island for 10
> > years. One day, he sees an unusual speck on the horizon. "It's certainly
> > not
> > a ship," he thinks to himself. And he was right. In fact, as the speck
> > gets
> > closer & closer, he begins to rule out the possibilities of even a small
> >
> > boat or a raft. Finally though, emerging from the surf came this
> > knockout
> > gorgeous blonde woman wearing a wet suit & scuba gear. She approaches
> > the
> > stunned guy & asks, "How long has it been since you've had a cigarette?"
> > "10
> > years!" he says. She reaches over and unzips a waterproof pocket on her
> > left
> > sleeve & pulls out a packet of fresh cigarettes. He takes one, lights it
> > up,
> > takes a long drag, & says, "Man, oh man! Is that ever good!" Then she
> > asks
> > him, "How long has it been since you've had a sip of bourbon?"
> > Trembling, he
> > replies, "10 Years!" She reaches over, unzips the waterproof pocket on
> > her
> > right sleeve, pulls out a flask & hands it to him. He opens the flask,
> > takes
> > a long swig & says, "Wow, that's absolutely fantastic!" Then she starts
> > to
> > slowly slide open the long zipper that runs down the front of her
> > skintight
> > wetsuit, looks at him seductively & asks, "And how long has it been
> > since
> > you've played around?" The guy, with tears in his eyes, replies, "Oh,
> > wow,
> > this is just too much! Don't tell me you've got golf clubs in there too!