1. When I was born, I was given a choice - a big pecker or a good
memory.... I don't remember what I chose.

2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom
factory.

3. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask
for sex, she objects.

4. Impotence: nature's way of
saying, "No hard feelings..."

5. There are only two
four letter words that are offensive to men - 'don't'
and 'stop', unless they are used together.

6. Panties: not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on
earth.

7. There are three stages in a man's life:
Tri-Weekly, Try Weekly and
Try Weakly.

8. Virginity can be cured.

9. Virginity is not dignity, it's lack of
opportunity.

10. Having sex is like playing bridge - if
you don't have a good partner, you better have a good
hand.

11. I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the
dial were too small.

12. Marriage is the only war where
you get to sleep with the enemy.

13. Question: What's an Australian kiss? Answer: The same thing as a French kiss, only
down under.

14. A couple just married were happy
with the whole thing. He was happy with the Hole and she was happy
with the Thing.

15. Question: What are the three
biggest tragedies in a man's life? Answer: Life sucks, job sucks and
the wife doesn't.

16. Question: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact ? Answer: Breasts don’t’ have eyes.

17. Despite the old saying, 'Don't take your troubles to bed', many men still sleep with their wives!

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Hope to see you real soon.

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