Sometimes, these oldie's are better than the newer jokes.  This one's been around for many years, and I thought it was worth the repeat.  Enjoy.


This is so true..!!  They always ask at the Doctor's office why you are there..??  You have to answer in front of others, what's wrong and sometimes it's embarrassing.

There's nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist, who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients.  I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it.

A 65-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk.

The Receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today..??"

"There's something wrong with my pecker," he replied.

The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that..!!"

"Why not, you asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said.

The Receptionist replied, "Now you've caused some embarrassment in this room full of people.  You should have said there is something wrong with your ear, or something, and discussed the problem further with the Doctor, in private."

The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people questions in a roomful of strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone."  The man walked out, waited several minutes, and then re-entered.

The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes..??"

"There's something wrong with my ear," he stated.

The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, Sir..??"

"I can't piss out of it," he replied.

The waiting room erupted in laughter.  "Mess with Seniors, and you're going to lose..!!"

Now that one was cute!