Airplanes vs. Women
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> Airplanes can kill you quickly - a woman takes her time.
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> Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch.
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> Airplanes don't get mad if you 'touch and go.'
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> Airplanes don't object to a preflight inspection.
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> Airplanes come with manuals to explain their operation.
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> Airplanes have strict weight and balance limits.
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> Airplanes can be flown any time of the month.
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> Airplanes don't come with in-laws.
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> Airplanes don't care about how many other airplanes you have flown before.
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> Airplanes and pilots both arrive at the same time.
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> Airplanes don't mind if you like to look at other airplanes.
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> Airplanes don't mind if you buy airplane magazines.
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> Airplanes expect to be tied down.
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> Airplanes don't comment on your piloting skills.
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> Airplanes don't whine unless something is really, really wrong.
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> However, when airplanes go quiet, just like women, it's a bad thing.