On a recent airline flight the captain made his usual announcements about the altitude, flight time, etc. and he then thanked the passengers for flying on that particular airline. As he finished, he turned to the co pilot and without realizing that he had left the microphone on he said “What I really would be thankful for is a blow job and a cup of coffee.”

Horrified at what she had just heard, a female flight attendant rushed up the aisle towards the cockpit to alert the captain that his microphone was still on. As she neared the cockpit, one of the passengers called out “Honey, you forgot the coffee.”