A very confident Air Force Pilot walks into a bar and
takes a seat next to a very attractive woman.  He gives
her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for
a moment.

The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running
late?"   "No," he replies, "I just got this state-of-the-art
watch, and I was just testing it."

The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch?
What's so special about it?"

The  Pilot explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me
telepathically.

The lady says,  "What's it telling you now?"

"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties.... "

The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken
because I am wearing panties!"

The Fighter Pilot smirks, taps his watch and says,
"Damn thing's an hour fast."