Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play high fidelity music in women's breast implants.

The iTit will cost $499 or $599, depending on speaker size.  This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women have always complained about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

hah! that's the funnest joke i've heard since it was posted about ten messages down. and ten messages down before that. and ten messages down before that.

and tomorrow when i read it again, it'll be the FUNNIEST joke i've ever heard! again.

i think there is a real market here - comedian in an alzheimer's hospital wing, you just need one joke, and you tell it every night. "Thanks folks, I'm the alzheimers stud, and I'll be here all week. Not that you'll remember me...."

paraphrasing Sally Field in "Punchline" :  do you really want to be intimate with anything that's got the label "Apple" on it?