You're gonna like this one!
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> As we age, our priorities change. The other day I came home and was
> greeted by my sweetheart, dressed only in very sexy underwear and
> holding a couple of short velvet ropes.
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> "Tie me up..." she purred... " and you can do anything you want."
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> So...I tied her up and went golfing.