jokes.  It's for Erotic Humor. Post your shit on the Politics board if you've got the balls.

BTW, if you think pedophilia humor is erotic, then you are one sick fuck.

Come on, son!!

Here's a list of jokes for you.....the title above, was written by a female friend of mine....and I thought it was pretty catchy.     Enjoy.......Gordon


     I was devastated to find out my wife was having an affair but, by
     turning to religion, I was soon able to come to terms with the whole thing.

     I converted to Islam, and we're stoning her in the morning!

     ~ ~ ~

     The wife suggested I get myself one of those penis enlargers, so I did
.... she's 21 and her name's Lucy.

     ~ ~ ~

     Went to the pub with my girlfriend last night. Locals were shouting
"pedophile!" and other names at me, just because my girlfriend is 21 and I'm
50.  It completely spoiled our 10th anniversary.

     ~ ~ ~


My son was thrown out of school today for letting a girl in his class give
him a hand-job.  I said "Son, that's 3-schools this year..!!  You'd better stop
before you're banned from teaching altogether."

~ ~ ~

Question - Are there too many immigrants in the United States?

17% said yes;

11% said No;

72% said "I am not understanding the question please."

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The cost of living has now gotten so bad that my wife is having sex with me
because she can't afford batteries..!!

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A teacher goes around her class asking each of the kids what do they need at
home.

1st kid says "A computer."

Teacher replies "That'd be very useful."

2nd kid says "a new lawn mower" and gets a similar response.

Little Johnny pops up and says, "At my house we don't need nothin..!!"

The teacher asks him to think again carefully as everybody needs something.

Little Johnny replies, "No I'm sure."  "When my sister started going out
with a Muslim, I remember my Dad saying, "Well, that's the last damned thing
we need."

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A man calls 911 and says, "I think my wife is dead."  The operator says, "How
do you know..??"  He says, "The sex is about the same, but the ironing is piling
up..!!"

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My girlfriend says she thinks that I might be a stalker.  Well ... she's not
exactly my girlfriend yet.

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I was explaining to my wife last night, that when you die you get
reincarnated but must come back as a different creature.  She said she would
like to come back as a cow.  I said, "You obviously haven't been listening."

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My wife has been missing a week now.  The police said to prepare for the
worst.  So, I had to go down to Goodwill to get all of her clothes back.

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I've heard that Apple has scrapped their plans for the new
children's-oriented iPod after realizing that "iTouch Kids" is not a good
product name.

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The Red Cross just knocked on my door and asked if we could contribute
towards the floods in Pakistan.  I said we'd love to, but our garden hose
only reaches to the driveway.

Very well said, Ed.Lover.  Agree 100%.

Your comments are a better joke than what NB posted. Yeah the 10 year  West Virgina based joke was a little sketchy...so what?  Thats the problem with this country today and narrow minded people. Everybody is so god dam politicaly correct and scared of making fun of racial differences, cultural stereotypes, political views because feelings get hurt.

Sincerley,
Mr. Grow Some Skin

Ps. If your upset they were not erotic I will concede that to you. I am sorry if you had your lotion out and ready.

Plus, this website is dedicated to the furtherance of conduct that many "righteous" people in general would find offensive.  Besides, if you think these jokes are offensive, then you might not want to make me sick Don Rickles on your ass.  He is an equal opportunity offender.

I'm really going to be pissed!!