Here is an actual sign posted at a golf club in Scottsdale, Arizona:

BACK STRAIGHT,
KNEES BENT,
FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART.
FORM A LOOSE GRIP.
KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN!
AVOID A QUICK BACK SWING.
STAY OUT OF THE WATER.
TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE.
DON'T STAND DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF OTHERS.
QUIET PLEASE . . .
WHILE OTHERS ARE PREPARING.
DON'T TAKE EXTRA STROKES . .  

WELL DONE.
NOW FLUSH THE URINAL,
GO OUTSIDE, & TEE OFF. . .