Adam and Eve have gotten it on for the first time, and as Adam lies on the soft grass of Eden, God appears.

“Well, my son,” the Lord says, “how didst thou like thy sex?”
“Oh!” Adam exclaims. “It was incredible! I can’t tell you how much I enjoyed it.”

“What didst Eve think?” God asks.

“She liked it too,” Adam smiles.

God looks around and asks Adam, “Where is thy mate?”

Adam points to the edge of the garden and says, “She’s washing up over by the river.”

God clenches his fists in anger and the skies turn black. As Adam runs to hide behind a tree, he whimpers, “What is wrong, my Lord?”
“Wrong?” God yells. “Now I’ll never get that smell out of the fish!”