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The interesting dichotomy comes from the use of the word "park" to mean a place to put something, and by extension a place for people to go to; and the verb "park" meaning the act of placing something somewhere.

The driveway is so called because it is the "way" to get to the "drive" (i.e. road.)

The parkway is so called because it is the way to get to a "park".  (Parkways were orginally intended as a means for people to get to parklands, and even to this day many parkways exclude commercial vehicles so as not to impede cars from getting to the parks.  Such was the publics insistence back then of the importance of these now, of overlooked jewels of an earlier time.  

But I digress.

There are several occurences of odd dichotomies in English.  For example, a person who rides a motorcycle is refered to as a biker, while a person who rides a bicycle is refered to as a cycliist.  The only reason I can think of for this one is that the terms arose without regard to each other.

Here's my favorite, created by the dual definitions of the term "permit".   This was a sign I actually saw while traveling on the Long Island Expressway in an area where the road was narrowed on account of construction:

The sign read:  "Permitted loads not permitted."  I sent that one to English chonicler extrodinaire, Richard Lederer, and he wrote back with gratitude for the nugget which he promised to air in some upcomming edition.  

You have to love a language that would allow that to make sense, n'est-ce pas?

I wonder if the sign painter had a wry smile on his face when he wrote that one.  (Or perhpas a rye smile, or for that matter, a Rye smile.  They all work.)

1.  Should broadcloth only be used to make women's clothing?

2.  How can you tell when yogurt has gone bad?

3.  When I was five, I had to wait several minutes after turning on the TV for the tubes to warm up.  Today, when I want to use my computer, I have to wait several minutes for the programs to load up.  This is progress?

4.  When I was 7, my second grade teacher promised us that when we grew up, we'd have a rocket ship in our driveways.  Where is it?

5.  Doesn't it seem like the first 50 years of the twentieth century saw more techincal progress than the last fifty?

6. Despite the fact that Jews have ascended to the top of nearly every profession and social rank, why has there never been a single famous Jewish explorer?  Is it because Moses led us Jews around for fifty years in the Sinai desert?  Did Mrs. Moses nag him to stop at an oasis to ask direction, and he refused?

7.  Why is 1 BC called the first year before Christ when in fact, it was the last year before Christ?

8.  It's so obvious that the egg came first.  Why do people still ponder this?

9.  Why were we designed to have better long term memory than short term memory when the short term is more important for survival?

10. If the universe does teem with intelligent life, and some of these civilzations by now must have conquered the problem of space travel and time, why is there no evidence of this despite years of scouring the universe for radio signals from these civilization?  Does it imply that they are shunning us, and if so, what does that say about us?

Can anyone explain to me why people park on a "driveway" and drive on a "parkway"?

The interesting dichotomy comes from the use of the word "park" to mean a place to put something, and by extension a place for people to go to; and the verb "park" meaning the act of placing something somewhere.

The driveway is so called because it is the "way" to get to the "drive" (i.e. road.)

The parkway is so called because it is the way to get to a "park".  (Parkways were orginally intended as a means for people to get to parklands, and even to this day many parkways exclude commercial vehicles so as not to impede cars from getting to the parks.  Such was the publics insistence back then of the importance of these now, of overlooked jewels of an earlier time.  

But I digress.

There are several occurences of odd dichotomies in English.  For example, a person who rides a motorcycle is refered to as a biker, while a person who rides a bicycle is refered to as a cycliist.  The only reason I can think of for this one is that the terms arose without regard to each other.

Here's my favorite, created by the dual definitions of the term "permit".   This was a sign I actually saw while traveling on the Long Island Expressway in an area where the road was narrowed on account of construction:

The sign read:  "Permitted loads not permitted."  I sent that one to English chonicler extrodinaire, Richard Lederer, and he wrote back with gratitude for the nugget which he promised to air in some upcomming edition.  

You have to love a language that would allow that to make sense, n'est-ce pas?

I wonder if the sign painter had a wry smile on his face when he wrote that one.  (Or perhpas a rye smile, or for that matter, a Rye smile.  They all work.)

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