goes to his doctor, suspecting the worst. After taking a look,
the doctor says "It's not a venereal disease; I think you've strained yourself with some very strenuous sexual activity, but it is not VD. I've got to say, however, that you've got the nastiest set of balls I've ever seen."
The young man is pissed. He bangs the front door open, parks his butt in his TV chair, clicks it on, and says "Gimme a f**king beer and what's for f**king dinner?"
The wife says "Gimme a f**king beer! What's for f**king dinner! I got floors to clean, laundry to do, ironing to do, and three kids to watch! I don't have time to wipe my ass. . "
"WE'RE GONNA TALK ABOUT THAT, TOO!" says the young man.