So a country fellow is getting married.

He has never had sex before, and is getting nervous. A few weeks before the wedding he confesses this to his father, who tells him not to worry.

His father says "You know that old tree in the back yard? Well its got a hole about three feet from the base. Go out there, think of your fiance, stick your cock in that, and you can practice fucking".

So the son does this every night for a couple of weeks,and by the day of his wedding is feeling much more confident.

That night, after the ceremony, he takes his bride back to the hotel and they prepare to make love. All of a sudden this terrible screaming comes from the marital bedroom.

The groom's father, who is staying up the hallway, comes racing down to see what the noise is, and finds his son shoving a broom handle up his wife's pussy.

"What the hell are you doing??????" screams the father

"Just checking for possums" replies the son......