A young widower in her mid thirties was saddened when her pet cat of 12 years died.  While walking home from work one day, she passed a pet store and decided to look for a new pet for companionship.  She looked at the puppies and kitties and when none caught her affection, she heading for the door when she noticed a sign by the cashier.   “Special Today – Trained Frog”   Curious, she asked the young storekeeper what was so special about a frog.   “Well,” he said, “this frog has been specially trained to more fully utilize his long tongue normally used to capture flies,”  “So just what is this special training?” she asked him.     Somewhat shy, the storekeeper quietly tells her the frog has been trained to eat pussy.  At first the young lady was embarrassed and started to leave, when she looked around, noticed the store was empty and decided to buy the frog.  

The clerk handed her a set of instructions and advised her to follow them explicitly.   Excited about her purchase, she rushed home and read the instructions.  She was to place the frog on the bed, take a shower, rub fragrent body oil over her inner thighs, lay down on the bed, and place the frog between her spread legs.  She did this, but the frog just went “ribbit, …..ribbit,…. ribbit…..”  nothing else.  

Upset, she immediately phone the store clerk to complain.  He asked if she had followed the instructions precisely.  She explained every step in detail.  He asked her to let the frog get familiar with his new surroundings and to try again the next day.

The next day she rushed home from work early….took off her clothes, took a shower, rubbed fragrant body oil on her thighs, layed down on the bed, spread her legs open, placed the frog in front of her pussy…  only to hear  “ribbit, …..ribbit,…. ribbit…..”  nothing else.

She again called the storekeeper, demanding she be allowed to  return the frog for a full refund.  Not wanting to lose the sale, the clerk asked her if she’d consider allowing him to come over and discreetly hide in the closet to be sure she followed the instructions properly.  Reluctantly, she agreed.

Upon his arrival, he stepped into the bedroom closet while she went thru the routine.  This time she rubbed her pussy a bit before setting the frog in front of spread legs.  “ribbit, …..ribbit,…. ribbit…..”    

The young store clerk jumps out from the closet, grabs the frog by the throat and says….

“I’m going to show you ONE MORE TIME!!!!!!”