Bob is nervously sitting in the examination room waiting for his doctor. The doctor enters and says "Hello Bob, what brings you in today?"
Bob shyly replies "It's my penis"
Doc says " OK well let's have a look"
Bob is reluctant to drop his pants and the doctor asks if he's ok.
"I'm a bit embarrassed" Bob says..."I'm not very well endowed"
The doctor comforts Bob by telling him he's seen hundreds of penises of all sizes and there's nothing to be ashamed of.
Bob finally drops his pants and the doctor starts laughing hysterically. He falls to the floor with tears in his eyes he's laughing so hard.
He finally picks himself up and gains his composure and says " I'm so very sorry Bob, that was completely unprofessional of me and will never happen again, please forgive me.....so what seems to be the problem?"
Bob...."It's swollen"