This couple has been married for several years and one night the wife wakes up and finds she is alone in the bed.  She heads downstairs and finds her husband staring at the wall with tears running down his face.  When she asks him what’s wrong he says, “Do you remember when we were dating, and I was 18 and you were 16 and your dad found out you were pregnant and threatened me with 20 years of jail time if I didn’t marry you”

She says, “Yeah, I remember, but that was so long ago.  I would have thought you would have been over that by now.  What’s wrong?”

He says, “Well tomorrow would have been my release date”

"I do."