I found this on another site...(sorry staff..*wink*)

A Review - by LeftyDQ

Every pooner is extremely curious when reading a review,
What’s her personality like? What is she willing to do?
What was her name? Does she have any piercings?
Did it all seem real? Or like she had been rehearsing?

Is she good-looking? Nice smile? A big girl or small?
How big are her hips? Is she petite? Is she tall?
Is the size of her cup a B, C, or D?
Does she like DFK? Will she go down on me?

Does she do Outcall or Incall? And what's her hair color too?
Does she have beautiful eyes? Are they brown? Are they blue?
Does she arrive early, on time, or fashionably late?
Is she GFE, PSE, my kind of date?

Does she have a website? Any photos? Do Russian or Greek?
Is she easy to contact? Or does it take almost a week?
How long did you see her? An hour or two?
How high was her rate? Was it too much for you?

Did you bring her a present? Does she like to drink?
Will she massage my back? Get rid of my kink?
Are the activities safe? Prevention is the key.
Moaner or Screamer? Oh, and, how old is she?

Does she smoke? Does she not? How much do I care?
So long as her breath is fresh and it doesn’t smell in her hair.
Did she like DATY? Is this something she enjoys?
And by the way tell me; did she bring any toys?

Any tattoos, any scars, any markings to be seen?
Was she worth the money? Was she everyone’s dream?
Agency or Independent? Which one is she?
Does she allow more than one shot, maybe two, maybe three?

Does she ride like a cowboy? Or another position?
Did it seem like playing twister, or one learned from a mission?
Did you get extra time, or does she watch the clock?
Did she make you feel great? Did she make your world rock?

Was this a self posting? The sly sleuth may perceive.
Or one done by a credible pooner? One we all can believe?
Was there enough information given, to help me decide?
Have I gained enough data, to take her for a ride?

What is her final rating? An 8 or a 10?
What is your summary, will you see her again?
Does she shave down below, or is she all hairy?
But guys, just remember one thing…………Your Mileage May Vary!