A guy is sitting in a bar drooling over a hot woman in a miniskirt. He decides to send her a drink, and not only does she get up and sit next to him, but they also have an amazing conversation. Finally, the woman says, “Look, you seem like a really nice guy, so I have to tell you that I’m a working girl. I get $200 for what you think you’re about to get for free.”
“I have no problem with the money,” the man replies. “But since you were so straightforward, I must tell you that when I come, I go nuts. I bite, scratch, kick, punch, pull hair, break furniture and just plain destroy the place.”
“Oh my God!” the woman says. “How long does that last?”
“Until I get my $200 back,” he replies.