A man goes into a restaurant, sits down at a table and, when the comely waitress asks for his order, says, "I want a quickie".

She slaps his face and says, "Now would you please give me your order?"

Again, he says, "I want a quickie".

She slaps him again and says, "I'll give you one last chance - what do you want?"

Someone from the next table leans over and says quietly to the man, "I think it's pronounced quiche."