Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but keep noticing
how beautiful Brian's roommate, Stephanie, was. Mrs. Hester had long
been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and Stephanie, and this
had only made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react,
Mrs Hester started to wonder if there was more between Brian and
Stephanie, than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian
volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you
Stephanie and I are just roommates."
About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying, "Ever
since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the
beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
Brian  said,
"Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be sure."
So he sat down and wrote:
"Dear Mother,
I'm not saying that you "did" take the gravy ladle from the
house, I'm not saying that you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But  the
fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for
dinner.
Love, Brian"
Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that read:  
"Dear Son,
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie. But the fact remains
that  if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy
ladle by now.
Love, Mom"  


LESSON OF THE DAY ... NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER !!!