walks into a pharmacy and sees a lady standing behind the counter.

"I have this problem and I'd like to speak to the chemist" he says.

"I am the chemist" the lady said.

"Well, it's personal" he said. "I'd like to speak to a male chemist."

"I am the only chemist here" she said. "But I'm very professional and graduated with honors. I started this business with my sister. You can tell me anything."

"Well," the man said, "the problem is, I have a permanent erection."

"Hmm, I see" the lady chemist said, "a permanent erection."

"Can you give me anything for it?" the man asked.

"Well," answered the chemist, "let me consult with my sister."

After she had been gone quite a while, the lady chemist came back and said: "Yes, I consulted with my sister, and we can give you two thirds of the business, plus thirty percent of the profits!"