A guy who's been playing the lotto all his life FINALLY wins the jackpot!!!.. over 100 million,.... at the age of 86! A journalist interviews him : 'So, wow, you are a lucky man! What is the first thing you are going to spend your money on?' 'A huuuuge golden toilet', he replies. 'Well, interesting choice!? How come?' 'To shit on my luck!'
Posted By: maxwell44
A man comes home and says "Honey! I won the hundred million dollar lottery! Start packing!"
She says "What should I pack?"
He says "I don't care, just pack and get the fuck out!"
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