So the wife is in the bedroom with her husband getting ready for bed. The wife looks in the mirror and says "I'm tired of having such small breasts. I think I'm going to get a boob job." The husband looks up and says you don't need to do that. All you have to do is rub some tissue between your boobs each night." The wife says " I don't understand. How will that make my breasts bigger?" The husband replies "I don't know. But you've been doing it to your ass all these years and look how big it's gotten."

So the wife is in the bedroom with her husband getting ready for bed. The wife looks in the mirror and says "I think I'm going to get a boob job."

She filed for divorce the next day