On a business trip to the Orient, Joe decided to spend his last night having wild sex with a geisha girl. Upon returning home three weeks later, he noticed a very weird green, festering sore growing on his penis.

He went to the doctor, Dr. Jones, who, after hearing of his Orient trip and extracurricular activities, told him he had Hong Kong Dong and the only cure was complete amputation. Joe was horrified, and decided to get a second opinion.

Joe contacted Dr. Smith and showed him the green growth. Dr. Smith said, "I am sorry but Dr. Jones is correct. We must amputate right away." Joe could not accept this. His friend suggested that he visit an Asian doctor. They must deal with this all the time.

He went to Dr. Chu Wong. Dr. Wong agreed with the diagnosis of Hong Kong Dong, but said, "These American Doctors - so quick to Chop. Chop. Chop. Amputation not necessary."

Joe was relieved. Dr. Wong said, "You wait three week, it will fall off.