A horny little rat is in the jungle, he needs to find another rat to fuck....can't find one. Finds a snake "please fuck me", he says." Get out of here you horny little rat" replies the snake.
He runs until he finds a tiger..." Miss tiger, I need to get laid",he says. "Get out of here you horny little rat", she replies.
Finally, he find an elephant and says, "Please, Miss elephant, can I fuck you? There are no rats in the jungle!" "Sure", she says,"climb on"!
The rat climbs up the fat leg, wraps his little legs around her tail, starts pounding into her.
As he fucked her, a monkey throws a nut from a tree....it lands on the elephants head, from the rear, (pumping furiously), comes the rat's voice.."that's it bitch, take it all".
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